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May 29, 2012

Johnny Ride the Pony -- also known as Johnny on the Pony

One person would stand as what we called the pillow. The rest of the team would line up crouched over head to butt with the pillow holding the head of the lead croucher. The other team would then run and jump leap-frog like to land straddled on the line of crouched kids.

The object of the game was to support the weight of the entire team long enough to say; "Johnny on a Pony 1-2-3 1-2-3 1-2-3". Of course, the prevailing strategy would be to target one weak link (or unlikeable kid) in the chain and to have the entire team try to pile drive on the back of that kid. More often than not, the pile would tip over sideways and fall off. It's a miracle that no one broke their back playing this game.

I lived in Forest Hills, Queens, NY until I was 12 years of age. This game was often played. Then we moved about 30 miles east to Levittown NY and I don't think I ever played it again.
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Thank you to Warren Zaretsky

May 6, 2012

Ponderisms

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?

Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in suitcases?

Why is it called a TV set when you only have one?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

April 24, 2012

A baseball tale from 1943 involving the Chicago White Sox' Luke Appling




One of the charms of baseball is the little stories that can only have happened in our national pastime. Here is one from 1943 that I found in a book by Janice A. Petterchak, "Jack Brickhouse, A Voice for All Seasons."


Future Hall of Famer Luke Appling, who went on to win the American League batting title for the Chicago White Sox that season, had been asked by the American Red Cross in his hometown of Atlanta for some autographed baseballs. They were to be used in a fund-raiser to support the war effort.


As Brickhouse tells the story, "Luke asked the Sox for a couple of dozen baseballs. While he was getting ready for batting practice, he got the word that club vice president Harry Grabiner had turned him down -- 'Can't spare them.' Luke sent the messenger back to Grabiner to tell him, 'You better come out and watch my batting practice.'


"Grabiner went and watched as Luke fouled 12 straight pitches into the seats. On the last one, Grabiner yelled, 'You've got them. You can have the baseballs.'"

April 19, 2012

This season's Chicago Cubs tickets are a nostalgic collectible


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By TOM HENNINGSEN


Cubs' season ticket holders received quite a surprise when they opened their packages of tickets in mid-March. In what I consider a brilliant move guaranteed to appeal to anyone who ever collected baseball cards or is a ticket holder of more than a few years, the Cubs have turned every ticket into a collectible.


Each ticket pictures a replica of a Topps baseball card. Of course the greats (Ernie Banks, Lou Brock, Billy Williams et al) and very good players (Phil Cavaretta and Ron Santo for example) are included, but so are players such as Bob Dernier, Damon Berryhill, Rick Wilkins and others who, sometimes, flashed across the sports page's headlines and quickly faded into, at least, semi-obscurity.


The Cubs' Marketing Department has made every ticket a keeper -- a souvenir of a probably not-terribly-important game. I wonder how long it will be before complete sets of 2012 Cubs' tickets begin appearing on eBay.

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Chicagoan Tom Henningsen was a long-time columnist for Baseball Hobby News and operated a baseball card shop in his hometown for many years. His favorite player is still Hank Sauer.

April 16, 2012

Part 2: WHERE I WOULD RATHER BE TODAY: Vietnam

Notre-Dame Basilica Catholic church in Ho Chi Minh City. Established by French colonists, the cathedral was constructed between 1863 and 1880.

Statue of Ho Chi Minh in front of city hall. He was a Marxist-Leninist revolutionary who was prime minister (1945–1955) and president (1945–1969).

Ho Chi Minh City's central post office was constructed when Vietnam was part of French Indochina. In 1886, it was built based upon the design specifications of renowned French architect Gustave Eiffel, who built the Eiffel Tower in Paris.

Reunification Palace, the site of the end of the Vietnam war during the Fall of Saigon on April 30, 1975, when a North Vietnamese Army tank crashed through its gates.

Chinese-made tank used in the war.

Vietnam is a communist country that has also embraced fast-food capitalism.

Howard Whidden on his return visit to Vietnam last month.


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As promised, here is part 2 of our Vietnam travel story. Vivian and I were there very briefly in 2006 as a stop on a whirlwind tour of Asia. The visit was long enough to see the former Saigon (now Ho Chi Minh City) and take some photos, but not long enough to get a real sense of the country.


My friend Howard Whidden, also originally from Levittown NY, is a Vietnam veteran who recently spent about two weeks traveling around the country. He is still fairly fluent in the language, having been trained while in the service. Here is his take on the Vietnam of his military days nearly 40 years ago as compared to now.


HOWARD, WHAT HASN'T CHANGED?

The genuine warmth of the people, their unparalleled cuisine, the outstanding beauty of the country, the poverty and work ethic of the people, their resourcefulness, the corruption of government officials, the motorbike being the main form of transportation, both for people and goods; their outrageous but uniquely Vietnamese way of driving; their rainy seasons, and the heat and humidity of Saigon.


HOWARD, WHAT HAS CHANGED?

The tremendous growth in population and their cities, with skyscrapers and modern highways; paved roads everywhere; the elimination of the war's vestiges (except in their war museums); propaganda posters, flags and the hammer and sickle EVERYWHERE; the brainwashing/indoctrination of schoolchildren; the unbelievable pandemonium of their city traffic; their successful attempts to improve the attractiveness of churches, temples and historic sites.


Photos by Frank Barning, except the shot of Howard Whidden